The only thing wrong about this listing is that it should be past tense: were instead of are. How else to explain SukingsANDKnights?

And Area 57 is where all the former Playboy Playmates stay. The accomodations at Area 57 are far better.

SET MY PEOPLE FREE !!!! You are the ones breaking intergalactic law.

I can verify for a fact that this is not true. This is where the Illuminati meets whenever the Grand Master calls us together. I have never seen any Mexicans running around.   The Illuminati  posts killer dingoes as guards to keep the snoopers away.

I keep some in my storage shed...

They've mostly moved out of Area 51 into daytime TV.

Probably at one time true, but no doubt not anymore. Too much attention has been drawn to Area 51 for it to be this kind of place anymore. I've heard that the Govt is trying to retro-engineer crashed alien technology in Ohio and Tennessee though.

Doubtful but one doesn't always know, does one?

One of the more famous conspiracy theories made so by television shows and movies. One documentary actually suggested that the resident aliens enjoy strawberry ice cream.