They sure have. I went into a public school incognito with a helicopter beanie and a pair of knickers on, and what did I find in the cafeteria ( as I ate the eighth rate radioactive mind rotting shit that they give the kids to eat there)? Well, a teeny tiny Drummond and a teeny tiny Loerke passing out Communist godless heathenism pamphlets in the lunchroom.

More like right-wing christians have invaded our government to attack the Constitution.

I hardly think that these humanists have secret meetings where they plot out their agenda point by point. Sure, theres alot of this general line of thinking and whatnot flying around your average college campus and I do like to screw wtih the real rabid ones that don't like the other side of the coin that is the first amendment, since it keeps the rabids from kicking God off of campus for good, but college kids aren't that organized and proffessors don't care enough since college is a business that's all about money now anyways.

Liberals are more likely to become teachers, but there's no conspiracy.

They sure have. It was called Operation:Fillouttheapplication. They went in under cover of night and AC-130 gunship support. It was a stunning success, resistance was mild and they were greeted as "undergrads."

Sure. . .they're called "the children of a free society" and the Taliban hate them just as much as you do. . .

These secular humanists are part of a very well organized group known as "Teachers" and they are carrying out the codiciles of a radical manifesto called "The United States Constitution" which subversively aims to put an end to the influence of the church in the affairs of the state.