I wonder if other types of bears say "I'm not a racist BUT....I saw a picture of him on the internet and it done said that he was a secret Muslim."

Near urban areas these can be a dangerous menace, seeking out garbage cans, uncleaned barbecues and domestic pets. A voracious, always hungry omnivore.

Here's a tip: If attacked by a grizzly, curl up in fetal position and hope it decides you're not a threat and leaves. If attacked by a black bear, fight back. It may be trying to eat you.

When I was in the military, a buddy "ambushed" a black bear in the field he thought was someone creeping up on his OP. They scared eachother so much, I'm not sure who ran away faster.