Username: Password:
Welcome! Please Sign In or Register

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain that there are no free food in the lunchroom, reply "You've gotta be faster than that, buddy."
Item added by GenghisTheHun. Added on 01/01/2007
RSS Icon

11 Reviews

Mathew Russo
06/18/2009

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th 1

People are complaining because they can't get something for free? Wow. I guess I'm behind on that wagon... I'll have to climb aboard. Not to sound like a complainer, but usually when I've worked at a place that provides free donuts or something, they usually pick out the crappy ones anyway that no no one likes--Who buys a plain old boring actual dunking donut anymore? I ask you. And how many chocolate glazed donuts do we really need? And who's going to eat those huge, thick, pure cake donuts with nothing on them at all? It always frightened me that people in upper management who make all the important decisions could never execute the weekly donut purchase properly.

Join to vote! 2 Helpful / 0 Funny / 1 Agree / 1 Disagree

Roo3268
09/02/2008

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th 1

annoying

Join to vote! 0 Helpful / 0 Funny / 0 Agree / 0 Disagree

? Say it like G ?
08/31/2008

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th 3

For cubicle warfare that's not all the great... or creative.

Join to vote! 0 Helpful / 0 Funny / 0 Agree / 0 Disagree
Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th 2

Stupid. Don't trick people like that! I'm very serious about my food!

Join to vote! 0 Helpful / 0 Funny / 1 Agree / 0 Disagree

Todd 588
08/12/2008

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th 2

that is retarded

Join to vote! 0 Helpful / 0 Funny / 0 Agree / 0 Disagree

Meghan861
08/08/2008

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th 5

I'd so do it!

Join to vote! 0 Helpful / 0 Funny / 0 Agree / 0 Disagree

The NON ERA191
08/07/2008

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th 1

free? food? what?

Join to vote! 0 Helpful / 0 Funny / 0 Agree / 0 Disagree

*X*
08/06/2008

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th 5

I can see them running now.

Join to vote! 0 Helpful / 0 Funny / 0 Agree / 0 Disagree

Lena
08/05/2008

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th 5

This is a fantastic idea. I urge my previous coworkers to partake. Practical jokes are possibly the only thing I miss about bureaucracy (and friends :P)

Join to vote! 2 Helpful / 1 Funny / 0 Agree / 0 Disagree

*Annette*
08/04/2008

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th 4

lmao

Join to vote! 0 Helpful / 0 Funny / 0 Agree / 0 Disagree

HistoryFan
04/27/2008

Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain th 2

You need to leave empty pizza and/or donut boxes in the lunchroom for effect.  I give it two stars because it will never work where I work LOL

Join to vote! 3 Helpful / 1 Funny / 0 Agree / 0 Disagree

11 reviews!     « Previous  |  Page    of  1  |  Next »

view stats
2.97
average based on 146 ratings