I think I may need to cut my brain out after thinking of this.

All rise for the Commander in Chief.

Starring in that classic porno

"Dubya does Baghdad"

Do you really want to see Bush and Karl Rove in a thong? or in Brokeback Moutain 2?  

It'd get old in a hurry though. Who could they get to star in it with him that would be different? After all, he's already f*cked the whole country!

I vote "no" on that one.  I'm not sure I nor anyone else would wanna see anything that might be titled something like "Erection Day".

If anything could bring down the Porn industry, this would be it.

(as GWB) "Now that's what I call bi-partisan action!"

UPDATE: His name shall be Skullen Boner.

UPDATE: Who added the Hillary pic? Tell me she's not his co-star...

Ewe-super gross!

"Now that's what I call a hanging chad!"

Yikes! Not going to happen.

Would you really want to see THAT?

Could you really stomach him and Condoleeza getting it on? She screams: "Oh George!! You and Dick make it happen!!"

Aewh! Use by dates expire on both women AND men ya know.

Back in the 1970's and '80's, some people started criticizing former ex-President's like Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter for "selling" the office by accepting thousands of dollars in speaking royalties and directorships in major corporate boards that yielded thousands more in "consulting" fees. Seems like given in light of this listing, that stuff was nothing! Although I would have imagined that Clinton would have been most likely to jump at the chance at becoming a porno actor!

Why not? All he does is f#ck over people, spooge all over them, toss them aside when he's done, stick them with the bill, and then change stories afterwards- he'll fit right in. . .except (like many homophobic-zealot evangelistics) he will probably make the type of films I won't enjoy. . .

GreggOrange is right: Bush will have to stick to GAY porn. But I think the setting should be an army barracks. The story involves Bush showing us how he REALLY got his credentials at the Texas Air National Guard. Let's title it "Honorable Discharge."

Well, as repulsive as it is to contemplate, somebody would pay money to see it, I'm sure. Didn't they make a porno movie with that guy Bobbitt who had his dingus cut off by his enraged girlfriend?

Exactly! He could change his name to PETER BILT and start doing gay trucker porno. He could star in movies like, "Eighteen Wheels Of Pleasure", "Receiving Dock Boys", "Greased Up And Ready", "Interstate Anal" and "West Bound And Goin' Down". He would wear a plaid shirt, jeans and a Cat Deisel baseball cap as he solicits gay prostitues on the highway, gets into gay sex orgies in Stuckey's men's rooms and passes the time near the tall shelves in a storage warehouse using a variety of sex toys on some leather bound, facemasked forklift driver named "Bruno The Enforcer".

Ok Cheney......ACTION!