Or because it looks like there is a Harvard professor breaking into the house across the street, regardless of what colour he is.

I hope I never get this old that I am the douchebag that rats on other people for simply having a good time.

"...kids next door?" What about in-house?

I worry more about the gunshots in my neighborhood...

For some people this might be a sign, but I don't see myself ever doing this now (in my mid-30's) or when I'm 60. Loud music never bothered me anyway (I'm a very heavy sleeper). Even if it did, I'd like to think that I would never waste public resources by calling the cops on my neighbors for something so trivial. Unless, of course, the music was accompanied by fights, gunfire, etc. I think there are more constructive ways to deal with loud neighbors than by getting the police involved.

I'm only 20 years old and have probably been reporting on teenage stupidity for years now. I have little patience for people who lack respect for other people.

They bothered me more when I was younger.