I can see him as Leatherface in some remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Struggling to get the saw started....

(as GWB) "Cindy, come on in and see the basement, heh heh heh..."

UPDATE: (as GWB) "The sequel is gonna be a Gore-fest if ya know what I mean, heh heh heh..."

Yeah, since George is scary enough now, he wouldn't even need much makeup or acting lessons.

I can hear it now..... "Are the children upstairs?  And you going to vote Republican, in the next election?"

Call his first movie: "The Texas chainsaw massacre" staring George Bush. George goes after leather face and his sick clan of killers. LOL

Not to take anything away from Edwin Neal, but Dubya woulda been perfect in the role of the Hitchhiker in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (anybody for head-cheese?). Too bad they weren't re-making that movie now. Cheney woulda made a good (or at least sufficiently paunchy) Leatherface (maybe the director could substitute a hunting-rifle for the chainsaw?). Karl Rove could play the conflicted-cook (although Jim Seidow played the character as suffering from far more conscience than Rove could ever muster). Ann Coulter could shave her head and play the moribund, blood-sucking "Grandpa". As for the victims, probably doesn't matter who plays them at this point in time. Considering the real-life horror show that Bush and his underlings have been inflicting on the nation, and the world, any celluloid atrocities could only prove pathetically anti-climactic. The demented, in-bred family that was featured in the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is small-potatoes indeed when put up against the Bush Crime Family. To quote Marlon Brando from his "Apocalypse Now" part as a rogue leader perhaps less stable than Dubya but infinitely more intelligent, "The horror! The horror!" He could be speaking for an entire planet...

The first movie produced will be called "Crawford Ranch Nightmare". It will be directed, produced and will star G.W.Bush as a sick, depraved madman that has an American flag wrapped around his face that has eyeholes cut out. He captures unsuspecting victims at night and takes them to his secret hideaway ranch in Crawford, Texas to meet the "family". After being verbally humiliated while tied to chairs and forced to watch homemade videos on a large screen TV of previous victims having various unsundry acts performed on them, G.W. then starts smacking the victims around with an assortment of farm tools while the rest of the family laughs maniacally. Then G.W. walks in the room wearing a Ted Kennedy mask and announces to victims one by one that he is going to "Choke you out and f*** your dead butt!" while rolling up a lampcord in his hands. Bodies are sodomized, dismembered and ground up as hog feed later on in extreme graphic blood curdling detail. Sick, sick, sick!