Oh dear. For a team that claims to have been the best of all time, they sure haven't looked very good... Erratic in the league and stuttering in the Champions' League (where they usually take centre stage) and also with internal turmoil, they have only been rescued by the marvellous form of Yossi Benayoun, Fernando Torres and the general jamminess of the diver, cheat and scumbag-in-chief Steven Gerrard.

Update: It seems the "Greatest Fans In The World" have been shown up for what they truly are in their humiliation against Middlesbrough. It seems someone is yet to inform them that you're meant to sing at a football match, and also that a game finishes after 90 minutes, not 80...

Cant score for shit :(

Liverpool? Probably going to win the champions league and will still manage to stay third in the premiership. All this accomplished with not nearly as much cash as Man U and Chelsea have to spend.

Cheating gits. No skill, they're just very lucky