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Donnie Earl Paulk

Pastor at Cathedral At Chapel Hill, CHHC, Cathedral Of The Holy Spirit, Chapel Hill Harvester Church
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EXCHHC
10/25/2007

Donnie Earl Paulk 1

SO!  Now according to DEP, he is NOT Earl Paulk's nephew, but actually his SON, by Earl's sister in law and DEP's mother, and Earl's brother Don's wife, Clareice Paulk.  Donnie Earl announced this 2 Sundays ago at a Sunday service at the Cathedral of the Holy Spirit.  The depths of depravity of the Paulks is amazing and knows no bounds. 

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PassTheLoot
03/10/2007

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Facade, Bad Foundations
Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock.       Matt 7:24

The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock.       Matt 7:25

But everyone  who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand.       Matt 7:26

The rain came down, the streams rose , and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash.       Matt 7:27 

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Momus666
03/02/2007

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High sleaze factor, has not quite managed to learn the elder Paulk's ability to fake sincerity. Has been known to suddenly begin breakdancing during sermons, spinning embarrassingly on the stage floor. Low maturity level typical of sheltered PKs.

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