 | trebon1038 (62)
04/26/2008 | This one was listed right under the 4yr old not piddling his/her pants...I really thought it was going to be the same reply seems how (at least for women) this becomes an issue later in life. But I know some 70 yr olds that do NOT need driver's licenses
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 | GenghisTheHun (168)
06/04/2007 | A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook a lick!"
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well, then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!"
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