Just once, I'd love to see these inspiring shows send me money as a demonstration as to how inspiring I am to them. No, I don't believe Maury Povich, Tyra Banks, Oprah Winfrey, or Pseudo-Dr. Phil have the answers for me in a time of crisis... I'd rather turn to Jerry Springer, at least he doesn't take himself seriously and at the very least the unkempt, bumbling bafoons perched briefly on chairs that seem to be designed in boomerang fashion in order to take out the most people possible in one sitting... well, I'd not only laugh, but the show would serve as a reminder to me that life is not quite so bad as to have that amount of low self esteem and high scores in stupidity as to permit onself to be paraded in public for ghits and siggles.

There have been occasions in the past when I've been feeling crappy and turn on something like Jerry Springer or Maury Povich.

Cheers me up no end, because no matter how bad I'm doing, I'm doing better than their guests.

YES! I wish Oprah and Benny Hinn would get their own show.