HOF funny more than stupid. . .but it still belongs on this list.

Anyways, the inn was as fictional as a virgin giving birth.

heh, homeless

"Speaking from my own religious tradition in this Christmas season, 2,000 years ago a homeless woman gave birth to a homeless child in a manger because the inn was full." Gore said this at a 1997 press conference on the homeless.

Of course, Mary and Joseph weren't homeless. they were going to Bethlehem because of a mandate from the government for the purposes of increasing tax roles. Put into place by Gaius Julius Carte.. er... Caeser.