THE POST THAT MADE *un-named self-censored redacted names* GO NUTZ !
Look Boys & Girls: Reality has conspired with current events to give you a working demonstration of why your world is so farked-up: As you've now seen, many of your parents, grand-parents & great grand-parents are right-wing morons. They probably can't help it. Nobody CHOOSES to be an ignorant fluck, they're most-likely religious, brain-bleached by years of Limbaugh, infected with mad cow disease or something. Don't hate them, just endeavor to never allow yourself or your friends to ever BECOME like them.
Now, I know that less than 1 in 100 of you people [smarter humans, under 30] would ever inflict another George W. Bush-level blithering farking idiot upon the world, much less vote to let the GOP feed upon the future common wealth of your own children, but we need to take some common-sense preventative steps RIGHT NOW - just to make sure that you don't get all farked-up like your older counter-parts.
1) READ HOWARD ZINN NOW & DON'T EVER STOP READING! Chances are better than 90% that you've never seen any of the permanantly pizzed-off right-wing members of your family reading anything except porn, cereal boxes, the National Inquirer, WalMart sales ads & the TV guide. Their brain cells have hardened & crystalized from self-imposed information deprivation & their bowels have begun to rot them from the inside out because of their indigestion, that's why we call them crusty old farts. (They smell like they're rotting too, don't they?)
2) STOP EATING MEAT! (At least AMERICAN meat) Towards the end of his term, the ONLY group George W. Bush could speak to - without getting laughed at - was the American Beef Association, because they're all ate-up with a big old smokin' case of the industrial strength dumb-a$s. Our meat supply is so fugging gross that it's got more infections than that little monkey in the movie "Outbreak". It's so nasty that we aren't even allowed to export it to most countries. People are literally starving in North Korea & parts of Africa but they'd rather eat asphalt & each other than our hamburger. Japan lets us send some of our "meat" to them, but they only use it for dog food - to punish their really REALLY bad dogs. For most of the last decade, many whistle-blowers from the FDA have resigned. Many of them have written books on how polluted & nasty our national beef supply is, they're available online. Start with MAD COW U.S.A. You can download it as an eBook for free. Google it & begin there. *CAUTION: If you can't give up eating meat for medical / dietary reasons, then DO NOT read these books. SERIOUSLY. =' |
3) STOP GOING TO CHURCH, TEMPLE, MOSQUE, SYNAGOGUE &/or KINGDOM HALL! Religious people (even liberals) have an empty place in their heads where common sense, accurate history & reality perception software is installed in OUR brains, the devout fill this void with magical myths, non-sense & made-up history by professional liars like David Barton & Rush Limbaugh. Seriously, it's way better to eat toxins & kiss angry rattlesnakes than to go to church. It says that in the bible. (See: EvilBible.Com website & use their site-search to look-up "snake-handling", "hating your parents" & "drinking poisons")
4) REMEMBER: FOX NEWS IS ONLY FOR OLD PEOPLE, LAMERZ, N00BZ & TARDS! (& Genghis!) Use your cable-satellite system's parental controls. (your parents D @ M N sure can't work it!) You'll be doing THEM a favor by blocking FOX News & it will certainly make your home life way better. Do it for your little brothers & sisters, child abuse is an ugly thing. Do it for the future of your country. You might even save your family.
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