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CastleBee (81)
05/27/2007
Where are the brilliant mind-blowing "reasons"? This is simply a list of prejudices.

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rok100 (6)
03/30/2007

THE POST THAT MADE *un-named self-censored redacted names* GO NUTZ !

Look Boys & Girls: Reality has conspired with current events to give you a working demonstration of why your world is so farked-up: As you've now seen, many of your parents, grand-parents & great grand-parents are right-wing morons. They probably can't help it. Nobody CHOOSES to be an ignorant fluck, they're most-likely religious, brain-bleached by years of Limbaugh, infected with mad cow disease or something. Don't hate them, just endeavor to never allow yourself or your friends to ever BECOME like them.

Now, I know that less than 1 in 100 of you people [smarter humans, under 30] would ever inflict another George W. Bush-level blithering farking idiot upon the world, much less vote to let the GOP feed upon the future common wealth of your own children, but we need to take some common-sense preventative steps RIGHT NOW - just to make sure that you don't get all farked-up like your older counter-parts.

1) READ HOWARD ZINN NOW & DON'T EVER STOP READING! Chances are better than 90% that you've never seen any of the permanantly pizzed-off right-wing members of your family reading anything except porn, cereal boxes, the National Inquirer, WalMart sales ads & the TV guide. Their brain cells have hardened & crystalized from self-imposed information deprivation & their bowels have begun to rot them from the inside out because of their indigestion, that's why we call them crusty old farts. (They smell like they're rotting too, don't they?)

2) STOP EATING MEAT! (At least AMERICAN meat) Towards the end of his term, the ONLY group George W. Bush could speak to - without getting laughed at - was the American Beef Association, because they're all ate-up with a big old smokin' case of the industrial strength dumb-a$s. Our meat supply is so fugging gross that it's got more infections than that little monkey in the movie "Outbreak". It's so nasty that we aren't even allowed to export it to most countries. People are literally starving in North Korea & parts of Africa but they'd rather eat asphalt & each other than our hamburger. Japan lets us send some of our "meat" to them, but they only use it for dog food - to punish their really REALLY bad dogs. For most of the last decade, many whistle-blowers from the FDA have resigned. Many of them have written books on how polluted & nasty our national beef supply is, they're available online. Start with MAD COW U.S.A. You can download it as an eBook for free. Google it & begin there. *CAUTION: If you can't give up eating meat for medical / dietary reasons, then DO NOT read these books. SERIOUSLY. =' |

3) STOP GOING TO CHURCH, TEMPLE, MOSQUE, SYNAGOGUE &/or KINGDOM HALL! Religious people (even liberals) have an empty place in their heads where common sense, accurate history & reality perception software is installed in OUR brains, the devout fill this void with magical myths, non-sense & made-up history by professional liars like David Barton & Rush Limbaugh. Seriously, it's way better to eat toxins & kiss angry rattlesnakes than to go to church. It says that in the bible. (See: EvilBible.Com website & use their site-search to look-up "snake-handling", "hating your parents" & "drinking poisons")

4) REMEMBER: FOX NEWS IS ONLY FOR OLD PEOPLE, LAMERZ, N00BZ & TARDS! (& Genghis!) Use your cable-satellite system's parental controls. (your parents D @ M N sure can't work it!) You'll be doing THEM a favor by blocking FOX News & it will certainly make your home life way better. Do it for your little brothers & sisters, child abuse is an ugly thing. Do it for the future of your country. You might even save your family.

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...MORE TO COME SOON...


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Flick01 (71)
03/29/2007
Okay.... let me see if I have this straight. My grandfather wanted to be a doctor but his father did not believe in higher education and would not help him financially so grandpa did the next best thing. He became a pharmacist back in the days when you had to mix the various drugs yourself as there were very few prepackaged medicines. To pay for his tuition, grandpa, who was a self taught musician, played piano for the silent movies, gave music lessons, and had a 1920's jazz band which played local night clubs. For 55 years he successfully ran a drug store in Brooklyn, one of the first not on a corner or with a soda fountain. He raised three daughters during the depression and in that time bought his first house and car. He married when he was 19 years old and stayed married to the same woman for 69 1/2 years with no cheating, abuse, or incidents of domestic violence, until he passed away in 1988. (13 years after he left Brooklyn word got back he died and the residents of the neighborhood sent flowers to the wake and funeral)When he finally retired at age 75 he moved to Florida. He joined the local Italian American club where he played piano and also wrote original music for plays and recitals which he produced. But according to the creator of this weblist who never met my grandfather, never had a conversation with him, never shook his hand or looked him in the eye, the creator of this weblist states my grandfather was a fool because he affiliated himself politically with the Conservative wing of the Republican party. If I understand his other posts correctly then my grandfather was also a brainwashed moron because he had a strong belief in God and lived under the guidelines of the Ten Commandments. Have I got that right? Thanks for straightening me out. Just think... for all these many years I thought my grandpa was a smart man, a moral man, a kind and generous man, and a man who understood there is more to life than just going to work and paying the bills. How could I have been so foolish as to not see none of my grandfather's life mattered, he was wrong in everything he did because he made the intellectually fatal mistakes of being a Conservative Republican who believed in God? Okay, I think I got it now..... thanks a lot.

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Victor83 (35)
03/29/2007
When you guys say that you expected better from rok, I hope you are joking.

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numbah16tdhaha (147)
03/29/2007
Yes, having sparred with him and having exchanged a few messages I would have expected something more high minded. This is monster shouting and I'm not inclined to regard it with more than a roll of the eyes...

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Randyman (103)
03/29/2007
For some reason, and perhaps it was foolish of me, but I would have expected more from the creator of this list, given his constant postings, and arguementive ways, I thought he would have at the very least, made an attempt at a real list to back up his comments. I agree with Genghis, this is a pathetic list. You can almost bank on it being gone shortly.

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FranksWildYears (48)
03/29/2007
Boy, someone sure has intergenerational issues.

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GenghisTheHun (168)
03/29/2007
Pathetic list. Three items. My four grandparents were all Democrats.

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