I just came in from an hour's hike in the mud and melting snow, the dog rolled in manure, then jumped on me, and now we have unexpected company (neighbor down the road welcoming us to the neighborhood in business casual clothing) or I had a naughty dream that involved my co-worker and there he is now, Monday morning, leaning against my desk.  whew.

I have dirty feelings from time to time during the day,the kind where well you know.I always wondered if everyone else has them.

What kind of "dirty" are we talking about?

The "I need a shower" kind of dirty.

Or the "I need a cold shower" kind of dirty

Physically or mentally? I feel dirty after work and after a long day of having my mind in the gutter hahaha

Some customer's houses make me feel like I need shots here and there.

. . . that's what showers are for!  ( . . . or bedrooms, depending on what kind of "dirty" you're talking about).