Franks Wild Years was busted by the cops for showing up nude at Dorothy Hamill's house shouting this.

Actually, this sounds kind of fun....

Maybe buy her a little Dorothy costume and red shoes......

see if you can make her click her heels together....

Hold onto the hips- you're in for a wild if not violent ride. . .

My husband was a movie freak. Actually, he was particularly obsessed with one movie, "The Wizard of Oz." He talked about it constantly. I thought it was cute at first. On our wedding night, I was a virgin. When we made love - you've seen the movie, haven't you? Well, whenever he - you know, when he came.....he would scream out, "Surrender Dorothy!" That's all! Just "Surrender Dorothy!"