Creepy and sketchy as fuck

Maybe he'll get more sympathy after he writes his memoirs - from behind bars.

That's a joke. He won't be going to jail. But a fine would be nice. Something.

I hope he NEVER has a chance to influence public policy again. How dangerous!

Farewell, fond flunky! I wonder how the White House will spin this one ... Since Rove just left, they'll have to come up with something different than "teaching and writing" for this graceless lackey ... all of the conventional excuses are taken, and "erasing more of the president's felony convictions from Texas records" just won't go over too well ... hmmm, "requesting important affadavits from higher-ups in intensive care" might be too wordy ... I'm looking forward to the press conference in a few minutes, just to see what bs they came up with ...

UPDATE: ... didn't even try to offer a reason ... he couldn't have gotten out of there any faster if Patrick Leahy were in the corner waving a stick at him!

When the going gets tough, dubya-whores lie, alibi, or run away from the hill instead of answering any real questions. . .

Loyalty over United States Constitution does not make sense.

Here is a guy who would be qualified to be an assistant public defender someplace.

Gonzalez is generally regarded as a weak administrator with bad political instincts. I think he's way in over his head at the Justice Department, but for whatever reason, most likely to have a political loyalist in a high position, Bush continues to keep him on there.

Unbelieveable, just stunning wicked puppet

A lying scoundrel and criminal. What's especially infuriating is that he's not a Ponzi-style crook you could half-heartedly admire because of his criminal ingenuity and brilliance. No, Gonzales is a mediocre punk. He must have that perpetual Paris Hilton type smirk on his ugly face because of the unquestioning support and loyalty of his even more mediocre boss. No matter what Gonzales does, no matter how much he lies and distorts and "doesn't remember", his boss thinks he's doing a "great job". My question is, has to be: What would this guy have to do before Dubya rubbed his empty monkey head and said, "My God, what was I thinking when I appointed this guy? Did the drugs and alcohol really take that much of a toll back when I was a cheerleader?"

He's for torture, he's against your privacy, he's petitioning ill men for their signatures, he's everything you want in a mafia consigliere, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's 'Bertie Gonzales!