 | oscargamblesfro (76)
06/19/2007 | I can't think of just one, every so often, someone you thought was, in a sense, 'dead,' pops up again so there might have to be a composite fictional character who would have to have the following characteristics rolled into one:
Would have to be an All purpose haterade drinker, hates everything, a real misanthropic ogre preferably, in a hate group.
Writes a 43,986 word treatise on both dog food and chewing tobacco simultaneously.
Has to be a real hardcore contrarian, to the insane point of even denying the existence of the word 'the.'
Has to be one of those jackasses who say everyone else is going to hell unless they are ambidextrous, have a mole the size of a gumdrop above their right elbow, have a colorblind aunt who collects styrofoam sculptures of Weezie Jefferson,, have tracked down a Sasquatch, are afraid of the number 4873, and secretly wish to corner the Turtle Wax market.
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 | irishgit (138)
06/18/2007 | If I understand this list, its supposed to be for a hypothetical RIA Zombie/Troll movie.
I'm tempted to cast pBeavr or Ralph the wonder llama in this role. (Old joke for long time site members)
Enkidu, I guess.
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