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The Missus tells me to...

Reluctant reason to.
Added on 07/14/2007
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irishgit
10/27/2009

The Missus tells me to... 1

Like oscar, currently between women. But when I'm not, the women I've been with have usually found ways to keep my attention on them, at least for a while.

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oscargamblesfr o
10/27/2009

The Missus tells me to... 3

Currently single. If this did happen, it would be a lot like that black woman on the Tom and Jerry cartoons, the one who you only saw from the waist down:" OS-CAH, OS-CAH, STAY OFF THAT RATE IT ALL!"

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cyclee
07/02/2009

The Missus tells me to... 2

Sure, blame it on the women. When was the last time a man stops surfing porns when his wife told him to.

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CarrollCountyK id
07/02/2009

The Missus tells me to... 3

I don't have to worry about this after my nine divorces.

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FranksWildYear s
07/25/2008

The Missus tells me to... 3

This would never happen at MY house.  I asked my wife and she said it wouldn't.

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Molfan
04/14/2008

The Missus tells me to... 2

there is one thing we get straight, I do not tell him what he can read on internet and he cannot tell me. when we are here at the same time we have to take turns of course. I try not to abuse being online. so here I stay.

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GenghisTheHun
03/12/2008

The Missus tells me to... 4

Hmmm!  I have heard some gentle comments from the distaff side such as:  "Genghis, get your as* off that computer and get to bed!"

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XAgent
11/08/2007

The Missus tells me to... 1

Guess they aren't talking loud enough.

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numbah16tdhaha
11/08/2007

The Missus tells me to... 1

numbah has no missus and would never let one tell him such a thing...

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Donovan
11/08/2007

The Missus tells me to... 5

Funny, but if there is ever a good reason this is it!

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ILikePie
07/14/2007

The Missus tells me to... 2

If you are on RateItAll enough to be bothered about 'leaving', it implies you don't have a 'missus'... :P

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ma duron
07/14/2007

The Missus tells me to... 4

Potent reason, that one there. Still there are ways to be evasive about it. Hush.

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