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This item was submitted by irishgit (138) on 7/19/2007 3:55:27 PM.

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Molfan (57)
05/02/2008
this could be risky especially now that a lot of people have those damn video phones. at least hope not to do anything that is dumb enough to get you in trouble. Considering one of worst things that go on in the office is gossip, what the hell, someone would say you were drunk if all you had was soda. goodness sakes if you actually get up and dance when music is playing or you may actually be laughing and enjoying yourself. you could be flat out sober and that would not stop the gossips from saying "did you see how drunk ......was last night?"

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earthbound (37)
05/02/2008

Irishgit is right - the key is not to do stupid things when drunk.

I worked for 10 years or so in Germany, where alcohol consumption is very much in the mainstream. Beer is taxed as a foodstuff, and is sold cheaper by volume than water in most restaurants (and in the office vending machines).

There, the regulations I have seen around alcohol were modest in comparison to the US, and included: no crates of beer at office birthday parties (only sparkling wine allowed), 2 beer maximum at the office cafeteria during lunch hour.

However, as a culture, they are probably less tolerant of people getting bawdily drunk at office parties than in the US - it is viewed as immature and unprofessional: the sort of behaviour that you get out of your system at 16 or so, and ironically it is often a mistake that visiting US middle management make when they attend company functions when visiting.


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irishgit (138)
04/22/2008
Certainly don't get drunk enough to do something really stupid and career limiting. I always managed to avoid this, but I witnessed some pretty impressive meltdowns in my time.

These days, with the plethora of cell phone cameras around, if you make an ass of yourself you'll likely be starring on Youtube.

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XAgent (28)
07/19/2007
Hasn't happened to me but those it has happened to are fun to mess with.

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numbah16tdhaha (147)
07/19/2007
Done it and I was fine.

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CanadaSucks (45)
07/19/2007
I've been known to down a few at the office party- but in mixed company (or business company) I'm known as a quiet drunk. . .a former boss once told me that he had "two drinks maximum" and sodas the rest of the night. . .solid advice. . .

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edt4 (99)
07/19/2007
Did this once in my mid-20's. Ended up talking to a guy at the party about the excessive weight of one of the female employees, and it turned out I was talking to her brother. Eyes narrowing, he said, "That's my sister, you know." Yikes! If I had been sober, I would have apologized excessively (and embarrassingly), because I've basically always had a soft heart, and don't like hurting people, intentionally or otherwise. But I was drunk, and rather than apologize, just stared back at him. Although I'd had my fair share of fistfights in my life, I wasn't a belligerent, bellicose "tough guy" by any means. Still, I was in fairly good physical shape in those days, weight-lifted and ran regularly, and was big. My fat co-worker's brother decided not to risk a physical confrontation and said, rather lamely, "Yeah, she is fat." I got another job not long after that, and it was decades ago, but I still cringe every time I remember it.

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Victor83 (35)
07/19/2007
Great advice. Be the model employee at the party. Wait for the hottest chick there to get drunk, then take her home.

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kamylienne (77)
07/19/2007
Followed by the addendum: If alcohol is involved in said party, don't allow cameras.

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