Ridgewalker 10/08/2008
Dr. George W. Bush on his Planaria Experiments:
"Well, when I was in the lab, I made my planaria scrunch up with a little jolt of electricity. Then, I flashed a light at the same time as the jolt. They still scrunched up. Then I stopped givin' 'em the jolt and they scrunched up just from the light! Pretty cool, eh?
And then I had my vision of becoming the President of these United States and wondered if I could make all of you scrunch up every time my lips began to move..."
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Automatt 04/20/2008
A fine vocation. I can picture him peering up a cow's pooper.
X Factor Z 12/17/2007
Yeah, he could work with most of his supporters, teach them to beg, roll over, etc.
Jamie McBain 12/16/2007
He would probally turn your pet cat or dog, into a Republican.
"Run Sparky, run as fast as you can!"
numbah16tdhaha 12/06/2007
He could study Cheney first...
CleverElsie 12/06/2007
Just think of all he could learn from the apes about evolution! Why, working with chimps daily, George would finally see his own face reflected back at him!
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