(as GWB) "Now I'm gonna heal you of this sickness. Go and be liberal no more!"

Even as bad a president as Bush has been, it is a real insult to the institution to suggest him for a televangelist.  That is for the lowest of the low!

Suckering rustics out of 50 bucks for membership in the Grand National Faith Seed Glory Glory Hallelujah Golden Circle shouldn't be too much of a problem for the figurehead of an administration who are probably shaking down winos for change in Detroit or breaking into people's homes in Atlanta to go beneath the couch cushions to fund this absolute disaster of a war as we speak...This is a clear 5 star, P.T.Barnumesque listing for this category, as evidently tons of suckers and morons who follow these scoundrels by the way-thought re-electing him was just a swell idea 4 years ago...

Perfect job, considering Dubya has already mastered the fine arts of talking from both sides of his mouth and making the theft of candy from small children look easy.

He has been nothing but a glorified televangelist. . .using fear and butchered English to sway votes from the trailer park apparently works over substance. . .

Oh yeah, 1. He pretends to be a Jesus Freak, (to get votes of course), 2. He's a crook. The right qualifications for a televangelist.

"Heal this voter out of his Democratic voting! Go forth and vote Republican!"

Oh my, this would be intresting. I would bet anyone a 1000 dollars, ol George would land at TBN, after all, that  is where all the money and power hungry preachers are.

Televangelism would be a natural choice for him. It's what he does now and calls a presidency. The only difference would be that his State of the Sermon--err, Union--addresses would be restricted to TBN.