 | James76255 (17)
01/05/2008 | Nah. Looks like he's always constipated. Just as well that he dropped out, he didn't have a snowballs chance in Hell.
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 | GenghisTheHun (168)
12/10/2007 |
"Oh, I'm just a typical American boy from a typical American town
I believe in God and Senator Dodd and a-keepin' old Castro down
And when it came my time to serve I knew 'better dead than red'
But when I got to my old draft board, buddy, this is what I said:
CHORUS
Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant!"
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