I just hate it when I make disgraceful lists and display a brazen lack of respect for our leaders, don't you? Wait... most of you don't mind at all because its fun regardless of what party you are. Now, on to the item at hand. I think he would be best on Hell's Kitchen...
UPDATE: I also like the suggestion of my good friend X about putting him on Kid Nation...
(as GWB) "What do mean you're voting me off of the town council?"