Suggest to your wife that she should start dressing sexy just like

lix
11/10/2008

To which the wife would reply, "Sure just as soon as you start looking like David Beckham...poncho"

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irishgit
05/13/2008

Like many items on this list, this depends on so many things.

Context, sense of humor, so on and so forth.

I've known intelligent, strong-willed proud women who would make jokes about "putting on their crack-ho dress" for a date.

Like many items on this list, this isn't black and white.

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She won't kill you for this. But you're in a hole you might not get out of. Calling her 'mom' during sex- now that's a moment just before homicide.

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James76255
01/28/2008

Not the best idea someone might have, but not sure it would be lethal. I think a long, slow torture would be in the future. Death would be too quick.

Then again, if she likes the idea...

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XAgent
01/28/2008

Suicidal much?

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Like the couch, do we?

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kamylienne
01/24/2008

. . . psst . . . hint . . . there's a difference between "sexy" and "completely skanky" . . .

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HistoryFan
01/24/2008

Say hello to a black eye and a stack of divorce papers!

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Suggest to your wife that she should start dressing sexy just like the girls at the strip club.